Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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