Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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