why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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