Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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