- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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