- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Dead girls can't say no.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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