- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

PIED NINNY!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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