What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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