- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

hey justin

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A man walks into a bar

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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