- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

your face is kinda funny

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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