Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Womens rights

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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An Aisian failed a test

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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