- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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