Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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