- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

The game.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

A blonde walked into a bar.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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