Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Penis

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Anti Joke

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