- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

You idiot thats 9 letters

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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