What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Ben Corbishley

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this is not a drill.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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penis

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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