- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

i had sex.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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