Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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YEAH THEY DO!

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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