- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

360 NO SCOPE

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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