when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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You.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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