the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

I have an idea! You leave.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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