- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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