- Anti Joke

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

rarw

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

rarw

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Anti Joke

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

rarw

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name