- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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