there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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