- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Face...tastes like chicken!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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