- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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