- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What comes after 23? 24.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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