Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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William wright is Gay

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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