- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

mitchell palmer sucks

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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