womens rights

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

once upon a time, it snowed

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

women's rights

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Justin Bieber hits puberty

the WNBA

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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