Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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