Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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