- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Vote this down and get DOXED

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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