What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Blacks

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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