- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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