Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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