- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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