- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Two planes walk into an office building

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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