- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

wanna here a joke? you.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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