Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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haha Otarts was here

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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hey guys im gay

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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