- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Sex vagina. lol.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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