What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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PIED NINNY!

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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The Princess is in another castle

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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