- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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