- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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