- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.