Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

a seal walks into a club.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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