- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Guess who is violent. Osama

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Who invented apple? God

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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