- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

world society

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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