What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

It's all Taggart

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

The dewey decimal system

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

masturbating on a tarc bus

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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