roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Me Neither.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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You have friends

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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