women's rights

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

hashtags suck balls

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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