- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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