NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Banana Hamock.

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Anti Joke

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