what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

CFL

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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