- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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