- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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