- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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