- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

suck my balls mr.garison

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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