- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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