- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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