How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Once upon a time

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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I like touching my boobs

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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women's rights

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Sarah Palin

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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