- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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