why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Ben Corbishley

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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this is not a drill.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

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