- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

kaite is dumb that is true

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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