- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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