- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

save me from the nothing ive become

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

I hate long jokes -_-

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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