- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

knock knock come in

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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