- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what are three short words? i a am

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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