- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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