North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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