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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Robin, get in the batmobile

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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