A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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The dewey decimal system

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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