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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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I'm homeless.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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