How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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