You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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