Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

women's rights

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

hashtags suck balls

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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