- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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