Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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feminists.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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