- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Haha, I get it..

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How old are you? 7

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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