- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

feminists.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

CFL

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Actually it was me Josh brown

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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