- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

AIDS.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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