- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

VAL SUCKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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