Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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what are three short words? i a am

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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