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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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