"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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penis

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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