- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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