- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Guess who is violent. Osama

A chicken walks into a barn.

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