- Anti Joke

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

once you go black your credit goes wack

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

The EPA.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp