Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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