- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.