Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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