Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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