A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Prostitution is bad.......

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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