What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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don't just stand there

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Shea's sty....

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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