What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Peas

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

hi charles lattuca III

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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