How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

joke under this line wins _________________________

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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