Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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