Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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