Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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