- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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